#95

Sometimes you got to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point.

#161

Band t-shirts are a MUST... 
Refer to rule #246, so you know what bands you should get... 


 Bonus points if you get matching shirts!

#19

#83

There will come a day when your kid asks for a puppy.
Don’t over think it, just say, “Yes.”

#172

Save the day.
She’ll grow up looking for a hero, It might as well be you.
She’ll need you to come through for her over and over again throughout her life. Rise to the occasion. Red cape and blue tights optional.
Gun blazing would be preferable.  

#750

Buy her a pair of Converse as soon as she starts walking. She won’t always want to wear matching shoes with her old man.

#776

Enjoy the wonder of bath time.

#40

She will fight with her mother... Choose sides wisely.