#101

Mothers will be selfish about their children. This is what makes them great.
You, just breathe, say yes, and pay the bills... AND NOT A PEEP OUT THE PIE-HOLE!
You might even learn something or two this time around...

#40

She will fight with her mother... Choose sides wisely.

# 200

Love her mom. Treat her mother with respect, honor, and a big heaping spoonful of public displays of affection. When she grows up, the odds are good she’ll fall in love with and marry someone who treats her much like you treated her mother. Good or bad, that’s just the way it is. I’d prefer good.