#104

Life is a series of doors. 
Sometimes you get to choose the door you go thru but some other times you just have to accept the one is given to you and just storm thru like a fucking maniac.

#95

Sometimes you got to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point.

#80

Ice cream covers over a multitude of sins... Know her favorite flavor.

#179

Learn to trust her. 
Gradually give her more freedom as she gets older. She will rise to the expectations you set for her.

#215

Remember, just like a butterfly, she too will spread her wings and fly some day...
Enjoy her caterpillar years.

#27

When your teenage daughter is upset, learning when to engage and when to back off will add years to YOUR life. 

 If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

#12

At times, her actions, thought processes, feelings... or some combination of the three, will be beyond your ability to comprehend. 
Don’t even try... But when in doubt... trust your heart. She already does.

#8

Today you are driving her to school. Tomorrow she’s going off to college...






Don’t blink.

#13

Sometimes she needs you to hold on. 
Other times she needs you to let go. 



Wisdom is knowing the difference.

#141

Let them roll around in the grass, it’s good for their soul. 

It’s not bad for yours either...

#107

It is in their nature to make music. 
 It’s up to you to introduce them to the right instruments until they can choose on their own.

#2000

Learn when to say no. 
She may be fucking pissed today, but someday you’ll both be glad you stuck to your guns.

#248

It’s never too early to start teaching her about money.

She will still probably suck you dry as a teenager… and on her wedding day.

#1055

If you need to explain a joke, it probably isn’t funny.

#750

Buy her a pair of Converse as soon as she starts walking. She won’t always want to wear matching shoes with her old man.

#776

Enjoy the wonder of bath time.

#101

Mothers will be selfish about their children. This is what makes them great.
You, just breathe, say yes, and pay the bills... AND NOT A PEEP OUT THE PIE-HOLE!
You might even learn something or two this time around...

#40

She will fight with her mother... Choose sides wisely.

#7

Savor every moment you have together.
Today she’s crawling around the house in diapers, tomorrow you’re handing her the keys to the car, and before you know it, you’re walking her down the aisle.
Some day soon, hanging out with her old man won’t be the the coolest thing ever anymore.
Life happens pretty fast. You better cherish it while you can.

#5

I'm not here to control you like a puppet... I'm just trying to show you what works and what doesn't work.