#101

Mothers will be selfish about their children. This is what makes them great.
You, just breathe, say yes, and pay the bills... AND NOT A PEEP OUT THE PIE-HOLE!
You might even learn something or two this time around...

#42

When she learns to give kisses, she will want to plant them all over your face. Encourage this practice.

#41

Letting her ride on your shoulders is pure magic.
Do it now while you have a strong back and she’s still tiny.

#40

She will fight with her mother... Choose sides wisely.

#7

Savor every moment you have together.
Today she’s crawling around the house in diapers, tomorrow you’re handing her the keys to the car, and before you know it, you’re walking her down the aisle.
Some day soon, hanging out with her old man won’t be the the coolest thing ever anymore.
Life happens pretty fast. You better cherish it while you can.