I'm gonna teach you some basic shit so you don't fuck up your child! ... Keep in mind that some of these things I "came up with", some I learned by trial and error and some I got from internet research...
#11
Sometimes in life there will be a moment that in order to take a step forward you will need to take a few steps back.
#4
Few things in life are more comforting to a crying little girl than her father’s hand.
Never forget this.
#20
Your daughter HAS to know how to change a flat tire...
A tire without air shouldn't be a major panic inducing event in her life. She’ll still call you crying the first time it happens.
#246
It has to be mandatory for a child to know who this people or bands are (even though you have no clue who they are) GOOGLE THEM:
Motorhead
Elvis Presley
Elton John
Madonna
Run-D.M.C.
Rush
Janis Joplin
The Doors
Matallica (James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Jason Newsted, Lars Ulrich, Cliff Burton, Robert Trujillo)
Led Zeppelin
Megadeth (Dave Mustaine, Dave Ellefson)
Neil Young
Genesis (Phil Colins, Peter Gabriel)
Rage against the machine
Neil Diamond
Ted Nungent
Alice Cooper
Red Hot Chili Peppers (Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith)
Dave Navarro
Guns N’ Roses (Axl Rose, Slash, Steven Adler, Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan, Mat Sorum, Gilby Clarke)
The Beastie Boys
Eric Clapton
Pink Floyd
Johnny Cash
Nat “King” Cole
Queen
Michael Jackson
Aerosmith
The Ramones
The Police
Sting
David Bowie
AC/DC
ZZ Top
Bob Seger
The Beatles (George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr)
Anthrax
The Kinks
Parliament-Funkadelic
Jefferson Airplane
Bob Dylan
U2
Frank Zappa
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Miles Davis
Blondie
Black Sabbath (Terry “Geezer” Butler, Tony Iommi, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Ward)
Ronnie James Dio
Van Halen
Patti Smith
Slayer
Aretha Franklin
Marvin Gaye
Sepultura
R.E.M
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious
Ray Charles
James Brown
Nirvana
Stevie Wonder
Chuck Berry
Iron Maiden
Pealr Jam
B.B. King
Les Paul
Rolling Stones
The Who (Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, Bassist John Entwistle, Keith Moon)
Simon and Garfunkel
Jimi Hendrix
It will take time but you MUST do this!
The future of this godforsaken society depends ON THIS!!